Offensive Powerhouse Eric Bruntlett Released
Ol’ Bruntlett, the “Brunt” (Ha ha I just came up with that hilarious) of every joke in Philadelphia, has refused a minor league assignment, along with Tyler Walker, and is planning to…Read More
Chris Coghlan Makes Off With ROY
If you can endure a face-crotching from Carlos Ruiz, you DO deserve an award. Good thing I posted that last entry when I did, or I’d look like a real idiot. Whew. Chris Coghlan, the Marlins LF,…Read More
Worse Things Have Happ-ened
I’d like to provide you with some in depth analysis on who is going to take that NL Rookie of the Year top spot, and why or why not it’ll be the Phillies’ own phenom J.A. Happ, but I…Read More
No More Pedro(s)
It’s Sunday, and across the country, and “Andy Reid’s brain damage” seems to be the reigning excuse for the Eagles’ inability to close out a game. They’ll try to score…Read More
MLB.com: Joe Torre Doesn’t Win WS, But Remembers When He Did
This recent MLB.com fluff piece opens with this white knuckle intro of a paragraph that just reeks of Pulitzer: “Joe Torre knew he was probably supposed to be pulling for the Phillies in the World…Read More
U.S. Congress to Yankees: “Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh”
Apparently, most years, the United States Congress does a little thing where a representative from the…Read More
Everyone Totally Mature About Phillies Receiving Awards
Wrongly-shaded baseball equipment has been thrown at the Phillies all week. Jimmy Rollins and Shane Victorino…Read More
Get the Hell Out of My Bathroom, New York Yankees
And, just like that, it’s “unlikely” again that we’ll see Roy Halladay doused…Read More
“Third base, bullpen, bench.”
In a move that surprised no one, Ruben Amaro announced yesterday the focal points of the Phillies offseason…Read More
It’s the Halladay Season… Uh, Again
The offseason is merely days old, and there’s already a few Phillies being kicked off the bus.…Read More










