Manny Ramirez Does Not Win Baseball Game
“OK, give Ramirez credit — his grassblade-high catch of Raul Ibanez‘s sinking line drive later in that sixth inning ended a Phillies rally, prevented the tying run to score and caused…Read More
Not-Yankees Playoff Game Decided by Narrow 11-Run Margin
No Yankees were involved in the Philadelphia Phillies 11-0 victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers in game three of the National League Championship Series. In Philadelphia’s Citizens Bank Park, around…Read More
Brett Myers to Phillies: “I disagree.”
Brett Myers is angry. The Phillies dropped him (and Kyle Kendrick) from the NLCS roster, in favor of Chan Ho Park and Eric Bruntlett. That’s old news. What’s new about it is that Brett’s…Read More
Phillies Fans to Learn “Booing Inclement Weather” Not Effective Strategy
"HEY COLD FRONT I SAW YOU MOTHER LAST NIGHT AH HA HA HA HA" Oh god, I think my fantasy team’s going to be kidnapped and thrown out of a moving truck tomorrow. But none of that matters,…Read More
Good Night, L.A.
Phillies 8, Dodgers 6 No matter what I say, no matter what I write, a playoff game is not meant to make you relax. You can’t make a prediction and then chill out because it came true. In fact,…Read More
My Roommate Thinks Cole Hamels is a “Sissy-man”: NLCS Game 1
A howling monsoon has descended on Philadelphia; catastrophic weather sequences terrorize the horizon,…Read More
Dodge This
The NLCS is split right down the middle. Every poll I’ve seen is 50% for either team; even the…Read More
A Good Team Wins the Close Ones
I used to consider myself an athlete. I used to think that I was capable of achieving any of the plays…Read More
Brad Lidge Earns Dramatic Fist Pump
In the midst of a nipple-shattering cold snap, Game 3 of the only NLDS to not end in a sweep began in…Read More
This Just In: Denver is Cold in Autumn
Philly’s turned soggy. Its the weather equivalent of morning sickness. The old bones of Pedro…Read More



