31 Oct
It’s Constantly Raining in Philadelphia
Take a drink every time Tim McCarver says something with the baseball know-how of an unplugged toaster oven.
Archive for October, 2009
29 Oct
Game Won
Baseball is like waiting for a bus. But when it gets here… it explodes.
Tonight, Cliff Lee set the bus on fire at the last stop, and let it roll right through the gates of Yankee Stadium.
I’m not going to gush. I feel like that’s going to be covered quite well by all the news anchors, [...]
27 Oct
A Tiny Bit on the Phillies and George Lopez is Terrible
On these promos, he tells “jokes” that are so blatantly unfunny, you don’t even know they’re unfunny, because you don’t even know they are jokes.
26 Oct
Monday Afternoon ?!’s
The Yankees are going to require some stellar defense, and Raul… he’s not a speed demon, he can’t turn on a dime, and as I’ve said before, he kind of runs like an octopus. Then again, he’s got those Jedi powers.
26 Oct
Poor Yankees Finally Catch a Break
At this point, if A-Rod’s batting next, your best bet is to just nuke the stadium. And their starting pitchers include the guy with the greatest postseason record of all time and the Cloverfield monster.