Step Right Up and Kick the Mets While They’re Down
Well, hello there, Mr. “I will double every god damn time I come to the plate even if it KILLS me,” Victorino. I couldn’t even begin to describe the noise that came out of me when…Read More
That Old September Feeling
Nationals 8, Phils 7 A cold wind was swept into Philadelphia, bringing with it a deluge of miserable rain, howling banshees of wind gusts, and a sense of bitter disappointment, all trapped and swirling…Read More
Road Trip to the Playoffs, aka “I TOLD YOU, WE’RE NOT LOST!”
September is a month without patience. All of the horrible things that are wrong with you that may have just been taken in stride are no longer even the least bit tolerable. Like checking your car’s…Read More
Brad Lidge’s Feelings Are Really, Really Important To Me
Manuel to Umpire: "BRAD LIDGE IS OUR CLOSER." First of all, thank god. Secondly, when it rains, it pours. Thankfully, the weather was fine and everybody hit home runs. Yes, with the Phillies’…Read More
The Story So Phar…
Baseball! That majestic game which encapsulates history and wonder in the form of America’s past time. Legends, heroes, and villains all exist within its storied past, as it fills the summer air…Read More
The Circle of Lidge
I was reading an article on Cito Gaston’s decision-making skills in Toronto, and how the “Citocity”…Read More
‘Scuse Us, Tim, Just Trying to Get By…
Fortunately, none of the other eagles are productive offensively. Watching Tim Lincecum pitch is like…Read More
Not the CBP Trombone Guy’s Night
There’s a guy who stands outside Citizens Bank Park and plays the trombone before and after Phillies…Read More
That King Cole
On a night when the climate seemed to be aware of the calendar’s switch to September, Cole Hamels…Read More
Just Kidding About the Cage Match
Oh my lord, are the Giants riding a hot streak. Scrambling for their lives in the last few weeks of the…Read More




